http://youtube.com/watch?v=QpdFkR73jkw
"two years ago, unemployed and bored, she tried crystal meth"....hmmm, usually when I'm unemployed and bored, I like, read books, watch tv, maybe surf the web....heck, I might even go for a walk...blog...i dunno..i mean..hmm, crystal meth...well...
Monday, August 27, 2007
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
It's official...the DUMBEST person alive has been found and she works at panera!!!
Here's the tale in all its glory:
I walk in....."Hi, I'd like an asiago cheese bagel, toasted, with butter, and a cafe latte, please, and I have a coupon"
She grabs a french toast bagel, slices it, puts in in a bag, and gives it to me.
I say, "I'm sorry, I would like an ASIAGO cheese bagel, toasted with butter."
She says, Oh, i'm sorry, throws the other bagel away, grabs an asiago cheese bagel and puts it in a bag and hands it to me...
i say again...toasted with butter
she looks confused...then goes, oh and puts in on the toaster--not sliced....then burns herself reaching for it. Who knew not sliced wouldn't fit through the awesome super-duper toasting wheel? So, she takes it out to slice it, puts it back on the wheel of torture
she has my free coffee coupon in hand, rings up my total for 5.29....apparently i'm supposed to pay for the coffee and both bagels< muahahahah
i look at her confused
she then looks at the coupon and says, oh, 93 cents
I say thank you.
she takes the bagel, puts in in a bag, hands it to me...
i ask for butter
she said, yes, it has butter
I look in the bag
there's no butter
I ask for butter
she's like, "fine" gives me butter and says NEXT...
i look at her....
she's still lost
I ask for my latte
"OH, SORRY"....
she makes it
iced
i asked for hot
she looks confused
then the other girl comes over and says, "can I help you"....
Thank goodness. Saved......This is the only person in the whole place with a brain I fear.
Lord, don't let Panera be the only place that survives when our world comes to an end....
Someone asked, "is english not her first language?"
Folks, she's definitely born and raised and fed by a tube here in the great state of mass. No offense to people that must be fed by a tube for medical reasons....this poor soul just can't find her mouth...and I'm quite positive her mom has stitched her head to her shoulders for fear of her losing it....
Here's the tale in all its glory:
I walk in....."Hi, I'd like an asiago cheese bagel, toasted, with butter, and a cafe latte, please, and I have a coupon"
She grabs a french toast bagel, slices it, puts in in a bag, and gives it to me.
I say, "I'm sorry, I would like an ASIAGO cheese bagel, toasted with butter."
She says, Oh, i'm sorry, throws the other bagel away, grabs an asiago cheese bagel and puts it in a bag and hands it to me...
i say again...toasted with butter
she looks confused...then goes, oh and puts in on the toaster--not sliced....then burns herself reaching for it. Who knew not sliced wouldn't fit through the awesome super-duper toasting wheel? So, she takes it out to slice it, puts it back on the wheel of torture
she has my free coffee coupon in hand, rings up my total for 5.29....apparently i'm supposed to pay for the coffee and both bagels< muahahahah
i look at her confused
she then looks at the coupon and says, oh, 93 cents
I say thank you.
she takes the bagel, puts in in a bag, hands it to me...
i ask for butter
she said, yes, it has butter
I look in the bag
there's no butter
I ask for butter
she's like, "fine" gives me butter and says NEXT...
i look at her....
she's still lost
I ask for my latte
"OH, SORRY"....
she makes it
iced
i asked for hot
she looks confused
then the other girl comes over and says, "can I help you"....
Thank goodness. Saved......This is the only person in the whole place with a brain I fear.
Lord, don't let Panera be the only place that survives when our world comes to an end....
Someone asked, "is english not her first language?"
Folks, she's definitely born and raised and fed by a tube here in the great state of mass. No offense to people that must be fed by a tube for medical reasons....this poor soul just can't find her mouth...and I'm quite positive her mom has stitched her head to her shoulders for fear of her losing it....
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